Category: Joke Board
A young man married a beautiful woman who had Previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, She told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom.. "How can that be If you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he Kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really Sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look Into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said That everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the System up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though He knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to Deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the Basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and Design a new state of-the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought He knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a Product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was Talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was Look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever Did was........... God I miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
lol!
that's good!
It thought it was more funny with the lawyer angle to it but that's just me
It was similar to a joke I've heard before, but enough different to still be funny. Loved the line about the stamp collector.
i don't get the part about the stamp collector..sry bit slow today
Stamp collectors lick stamps...therefore was good at licking...and that's all I'm saying.
Hahahahahaha!